"Booze may not be the answer, but it helps you to forget the question."
Appearance and DemeanorEdit
"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened."
"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
A Pirate's Life for MeEdit
"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result."
"Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees."
Back and Better than Ever!Edit
"What rum will not cure, there is no cure for."